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2011-05-14T12:47:00.002+10:00

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2011-04-10T00:32:00.001+10:00

I am not out of controlled. Sorry I'm still studying full-time uni, working two jobs and want have an active social life.

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Why is it so hard to just be with you? I thought being with someone meant you're supposed to feel less alone, not more.

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Oh well. There are worst things in life. Like she says, "What's the point of being upset? It's just a waste of time."

214; crawling into pubs like a big dick playa

2011-03-31T09:05:00.000+11:00

A highly-anticipated pubcrawl was recently trashed by about twenty of us. Starting at 3pm, many were not in the clear state of mind by the time I met up about four or five hours later. Actually, it was fairly legit to say that people were still standing at the rate of binge drinking that was occuring.

Down Oxford St, in and out of corners and secret alleyways we stumbled. I don't remember all the exact places we went to, but I do remember that it was fairly crowded at most places and everyone was not in our age range..

The men consumed and the ladies were not far behind. I did not see anyone pass out or throw up in the gutters, but I was told that many did either the next morning or as soon as home was reached. Good effort.

There were also a period where Laura's drink kept getting knocked over and upset cries of "NO ONE WANTS ME TO DRINK!" were repeated. Kipper also smashed a glass. Yet, we hadn't been kicked out anywhere.

Josh was overly friendly and chatted up randoms..

And we're also really really good at photobombing. ;)

I have a stupid lab class now, so best be off. I want to have another crawl! But with dancing. Someone please organise. :)

There were some tough looking Cityrail ticket inspectors at Lidcombe station today. WHY LIDCOMBE?! Such a stupid station to be at. Dumb fucks better not be my tax money.

Also, some people REALLY look like geckos. With big oogly eyes and an eerily triangular face, resulting in a giant forehead. I can't stop staring, but when they make eye contact, I have to look away. Awkward.

This girl and I took the same path to uni today. She walked around like she owned the place, which annoyed the crap out of me. What annoyed me more was that she wore her shitty hair in a ponytail with a shitty ribbon in it. HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU? Also, parading around with the SUFS backpack? It's as worse as promoting a Fitness First one. Stupid slut.

213; I Miss Romance

2011-03-30T21:29:00.000+11:00

Living off super cheesy movies ha.

Justin Long & Drew Barrymore in "Going the Distance" is movie gold. I really thought they belonged together. Shame he's sticking it in Milas Kunis now.

So much for romance LOL back to ze movie now. *tear*

212; new bike!

2011-03-29T19:58:00.000+11:00

Just crusin' around the Eastern suburbs. :)

Absolutely made my day. Now I just need a helmet and a secure bike lock. :) HINT!

211; sleep is for the weak

2011-03-26T01:14:00.000+11:00

From my given one shift this week, I had managed to pick up two extra and a possible third. I'm quite excited to check my bank account next Friday 12am. :)

I don't actually understand why I stay up to unnecessary hours. It's not like there is anything productive done and I just end up sleeping like a loser on public transport. I hope some random stamina and adrenaline will come through over this weekend. Not only did I just finish a shift, I will start another 7hrs+ tomorrow at 9.15am followed by a pubcrawl, then a punishing 8.30am start and finishing with a double shift at the house of Li. There is definitely over 12 hours of hard slaving labour right there. Before I know it, week 5 of uni will begin and the cycle of freaking out and accepting my lack of intelligence mercilessly devours my spirit to live once again.

I think one day it will get to the point that sleep deprivation will take over and someone will get owned.

or..

Too soon?

In other news, I had my first Cafe shift back at the Ritz tonight. Undecided on what desserts to have after watching everybody have dinner, I became a super mind-freak genius and made my own. I use a layer of chocolate syrup, two scoops of vanilla ice cream and about 10cm of whipped cream. The bottle was screaming for me to finish it off, so I pretty much did. I'm on a diet, so I ate smartly like those Government ads have been encouraging and "swapped" for skim milk. I shouldn't really be eating at all as I didn't have a break, so hopefully I don't get into trouble for this. The Cafe manager claims she has no Internet, but we'll see.. U mad?! :D

I think this will go very well with an.. Oreoprah. HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKKK so good.

I found a sample of the type of birthday cake I want. I want one that looks like it's on drugs itself. I showed this to Mama Li, but she thinks all the colours will actually kill someone. Right now, it is a no. Awesome unattainable cake - 1, Me - 0. :(

The trailer for the final Harry Potter is out and I am actually quite excited for it. I do want to work for the midnight screening that we would most likely have, but I wouldn't mind going to the showing itself. I've never been, so to me, it has it's attractive points. However, I'm just going to assume I will have uni on Thursday morning, and just watch it at normal times during the day. Still..

If this is real, the kid is a champion and the teacher is a big crying baby LOL

Argh, can't wait to get shit down tomorrow. HELLO LONG WEEKEND! PLEASE BE GOOD TO ME.

PS - Hilary Duff knows the days of the weeks also. Rebecca Black, eat your heart out.

210; the irony of a Health Sciences campus

2011-03-22T21:25:00.000+11:00

There is something ironic about the first thing you see in a morning lecture are five senior students undressing and redressing within thirty seconds encouraging binge drinking simltaneously. Unfortunately for them, it sounds like shit event as I don't enjoy cruises, especially not with the feral party animals that roam the jungle of Cumberland. However, the attraction of this is that the majority of USYD Cumbo students are sexy proud owners of asses that won't quit. The token blonde girl even stripped down to her bras and underwear. It's all in the name of health and science.

There is no doubt that Australian restaurants have a problem with portion size and how it stands against what is recommended by nutritionists and doctors. However, for $15.90 I don't really care as I do believe that George's Cafe in Burwood serves what it is worth!

It was one delicious vegetarian foccacia and I don't want to admit it, but a new obsession may soon develop. Isaac had giant slaughter cow.

Whilst Kathy took on a giant omelette. We all failed. Stuffed ourselves happily nonetheless.

A new restaurant opened next door to the Ritz, so Ben and I decided to try it out. It was a safe option to order a tapas plate as we didn't really understand all the ingredients elsewhere in the menu. I also tried sparkling wine cocktails for the first time and is definitely a fan of blackcurrent liqueur. HELLO RIBENA! :) but after a few hours, I felt like absolute dung so I don't know how many more times I would go for that..

JJ and I decided to go study at UNSW today. Let's just say we did much less than what we had planned. We did, however, very much enjoy everyone around us.

Bro is singing Rebecca Black's "Friday" LOLOLOL

209; sometimes

2011-03-21T00:05:00.000+11:00

Seven. :)

208; GOT MA JOB BACK!

2011-03-18T23:21:00.003+11:00

FIST PUMPING LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION!

Thank you Jersey Shore for describing exactly how I feel.

207; I really really really really want

2011-03-16T21:44:00.000+11:00

Someone to please make me this.

Whoever made this was a total gee with swag.

I'm loving how romance these days come in so many different ways.

Currently, I'm living off one of my bestfrans and her boyfie. I wish them all the best. :)

206; Because forbidden love is always the best kind

2011-03-15T22:57:00.000+11:00

When I go window shopping for bargains and an empty bank account, I'm all like:

Then I found the bike of my dreams ($599 NOOOOO) in real life and it looks like this:

So, to make myself feel better from the knowledge that it'll never be mine, I'm currently watching:

Whilst pigging out on:

Then too much satay and chilli sauce later, my sweet tooth wants to be satisfied with maybe this:

In an hour or so, I'd want to do this:

Pretty boring life HAHAHA :(((((((((((((

205; May Walt Disney live on forever

2011-03-15T22:18:00.000+11:00

I'm not surprised when girls want to relate their lives to fairytale endings. I recently watched Pocahontas for the first and I want believe her story is the one I can relate to. The only difference is that my fairytale ending has not arrived yet. I still have my youth, so it's a-okay!

I was also extremely bored tonight, so I did a quiz, and surprise surprise, I landed as Pocahontas. It was a sign - so I went on eBay and now I want the Disney Coutour Arrow ring (that I cannot afford LOL). Shame.

Cinderella:
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[x] Your mom is really strict
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[ ] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[ ] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 6

Belle:
[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[ ] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 8

Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[x] You are very clever
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[ ] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[x] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 6

Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[ ] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[x] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[x] You’re extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 6

Snow White:
[ ] You know that you’re beautiful
[x] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[x] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[x] You’ve had food poisoning
[ ] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 8

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[ ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] A lot of your friends are boys
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
TOTAL: 6

Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[ ] You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[x] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[x] You’re very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 4

Pocahontas:
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[x] You are more spiritual than religious
[x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead
[x] Your parents are very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[x] You love nature
[x] You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 9

Rapunzel:
[ ] You’re an orphaned child or have evil step-mother
[x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy
[x] Yet you can still be bored
[x] You have very long hair
[ ] Your hair is bright Blonde
[ ] You’re an artsy person
[x] You’re childish
[x] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living. Yet the thought of leaving is scary.
[x] You care about others and their feelings
[x] You like to follow the rules. Sometimes you cannot for your own good and then you feel conflicted and worry about how your mother will react.
TOTAL: 7

FINAL RESULT: Pocahontas

HAHAHA :)

204; FUTURE MUSIC FESTIVAL!!!

2011-03-13T17:55:00.000+11:00

Seriously passed too quickly. :( I had the best time with my best friends and when the last song wrapped up I couldn't help but feel disappointed. After getting ready at Jess's, we strolled down in the ghastly heat.

But then we were too lazy and caught a $6 cab to the entry of the tunnel lolol

Our first and most important act was KE$HA! She was absolutely AMAZING. After her, there was no one else who I'd rather see perform. I got some confetti she shot out of her gun. :)

The extra boost from strong drugged-up men also assisted to having a sick view.

So glad I didn't wear thongs.

There was one scene where she performed "Cannibal" and out of no where, she pulled out a heart and squirted "blood". I don't think I could ever "eat men" up like that where consuming anatomical limbs would be involved. Plus, think of the washing up.

We went to various rooms throughout the event and danced the night away.

We also bumped into a few homies within the extremely packed racecourse. :)

Most interestingly, we found Jess' mate. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Overall, I would say it was one of the best days of my life. I haven't had some much fun in so long. I wanted time to stop. :( it was so good, until the point where Mama Li came and picked me up and yelled at me in the car. For everything. I wish she didn't have such high expectations that I could never ever meet.

203; FUTURE MUSIC TOMORROW!

2011-03-11T15:18:00.010+11:00

SO SO SO SO SO SO EXCITED! Maybe I'll see this guy:

HAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Had my job interview. Really really really really hope I get it.

In other news, my heart goes out to Japan. :( I do think they are so technologically advanced and wealthy that they'll be back on their feet in no time. Despite a population lost.

On a brighter note, at least the Japanese aren't as dumb as these fucks who got Justin Bieber tattoos. I shit you not.

202; I really need a job

2011-03-10T15:02:00.016+11:00

I missed an interview today because I got the wrong bus. Instead of getting the bus to the Domestic Airport, I ended up in Rockdale. :( thankfully they were able to reschedule to tomorrow afternoon, so fingers crossed! I've found the bike of my dreams, so I'm aiming to save up for one (after finding out where it's sold first)..

One of my favourite scene in the new movie "No Strings Attached" makes me melt on the inside. The intelligence crossed with the giant slump of cheese is a sure way to get to my heart.. Or shall I say, my cardiac muscles? LOL :)

Cannot wait until the weekend finally comes..

201; Hurry the fuck up American TV :(

2011-03-08T14:46:00.010+11:00

Why do they have to skip a week so I can't stream it weekly?! :( Gleeeeeeeeeeeeee!

LOLOLOL

COME ON VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! FFS!

200; POKEMON BLACK/WHITE THIS THURSDAY!

2011-03-06T15:58:00.000+11:00

I haven't been so excited about Pokemon until the recently bought DS Lite came in the mail :) it was devastating that my first DS Lite blacked out and the eBay seller did not contact me back. That fucker made me give up. It wasn't until recently that I had been informed that the new game will be out Thursday. To celebrate:

AHA on another note, I want to cook these with Kathy on our Cooking Day. It will be soon as I really want to use the amazing apron she got me for Christmas.

Movies lately have been a bomb, with nothing really interesting out. It still doesn't stop people from printscreening and putting in their own captions. Bunch of geniuses. :D

Going to get ready for work soon, but here is one final thought:

PS - I LOVE YOU KATHY SOO! <3

199; first week of uni over

2011-03-05T15:46:00.001+11:00

Week 1 is finally over. It felt like it dragged on weeks on end and despite already skipping one lecture, I cannot help but feel discontent and unenthusiastic with my course. I do believe it has to do with re-do subjects I already have failed with absolutely no one I know as everyone else has passed without me. :( sitting in my lectures alone with nothing but my iPhone as companionship, I have noticed a few things:

- There is a new "Team Cumbo" sitting exactly where the old Team of fuckwits sat. The first lecture they sang Happy Birthday to some girl. Though it is a nice gesture, they should really do it in their own private quiet area. Most people do not give a flying fuck.

- The number of aged people have risen. I have seen a lot of graying heads and just pure balding. There is especially one annoying Chilean old bitch, first year OT, who keeps telling me pract about what we're learning. I have told her I've done this course before, but she still insists on educating me in her piece of shit accent. Sucks for her and her lack of youth.

- One of the cafeteria lady cannot tell the difference between vegetarians and vegans. She thinks vegetarians eat fish and animal products, but vegans only eat animal products. I hope she's educated when it comes to allergies and cooking ingredients.

- I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. I miss Kathy Soo. We may be your new tennis stars of Cumbo.

- Starting early means enjoyable coffee. :)

To end, I just want to wish everybody a Happy Mardi Gras! :)
Regardless of sexual preference, here is some delicious Mardi Gras eye candy. HELLO BABY GIMME GIMME COME TO MAMA! *dies*

PS - Happy Birthday party celebration to elle <3

198; OG - Original Gangsters

2011-03-04T15:10:00.009+11:00

The past few weeks, the girls I grew up with during high school have had their schedules re-modelled to a possible weekly meet-up instead of a half-yearly. It's really comforting to know that those that I thought I loved as part of my teens are still there for me, and vice versa.

What's even better is that at least one of us can drive AND have their own car a lot of the time ;)

Those that cannot will just have to be backseat bandits. With their shoe in face and giant goon sacks. As Ke$ha would say, WE R WHO WE R!

We raided the biggest OG's place and chilled in her little condo with her sick pup.

Just kidding, this is actually her lololololol

All I can say now is we cannot wait until Avril Lavigne comes performing in Sydney. ;) ;) ;)

Judge all you want.

197; ruthless and shameless

2011-03-02T21:37:00.000+11:00

As Semester 1 of uni rolls around the corner, I believe there is nothing better than partying whatever is left of one's system. It's like an ironic cleanse, where this time instead of ridding purity, we contaminate it until the body plateaus with toxins. It is after that where one can fully commit to the arduous nature of STUDYING. Celebrating Nat's 20th, the sinful art of binge drinking begun.

The Regent was still the Regent on a Saturday night. Some seedy old man kept following us around and despite it being really rude to ignore a slurry drunk human being, I really didn't give a fuck. I swear he was going to sit on one of us if we didn't move and pretend to go to the bar. That would have sucked. But not on his penis! Snap.

Jess and I decided that we wanted to be animal hunters and shoot digital wildlife. However, we were both too stupid to distinguish a wildebeest from a cow. I lost, but I don't mind as shooting animals would definitely not be a part of my future life.

The night carried onto a small establishment called Scary Canary. I think I'm going to celebrate my 21st there. I really liked the atmosphere and the music, but mostly, I liked how they had $4 vodkas in US red cups.

They also had buckets! Which to my memory I believe were $10 each and contained Mother energy drink, a shot of vodka, lemonade and another shot of alcohol that I've never heard of. I tried some, but I could feel cardiac arrest waiting to happen. Connor survived. Good for Connor.

G-Mac's mansion was the next and final destination. I would go into detail about this, but I just cannot be bothered/remembered. All in all, it was an amazing party! And that he should have another one this Saturday.. It should be a treat after week 1 of stupid fucking lectures/practicals.

PS - I hope none of my Health Science faculty members read this, or any other, posts. I actually do aim to become a fully qualified health professional. LOL.

PPS - I planned to study from 5.30pm tonight. It's now 4 hours later and I've done nothing. MASTERS IN PROCRASTINATION, PHD.

196; O-Week is Oh-so Shit

2011-02-24T23:16:00.000+11:00

The exciting week before uni starts would definitely not be O-week. Actually, who am I kidding - there is NOTHING exciting the week before uni starts. Despite wanting the semester actually starting so that I could get into routine again, I am not looking forward to assessments, exams and the all-rounder waste of time travelling to and from. As mentioned, May and I decided to see what clubs/socs we could support at the non-exciting week event and not to my surprise, I joined nothing.

After stealing our lives for almost an hour, we decided that sharing curry, having ice cream and browsing around shops in the city would be the next best thing to do to lift our moods. :) she introduced me to the delicate green tea latte. It's something, but not my cup of.. Coffee?

We also saw some weird little sleepy kitty thing at a window. Turns out to be a bag. It was tres cute, but not cute enough for $17.50 :( shame for the shop. LOL!

Yesterday, I went with my cousin to his Orientation Day. I want to say shit about his uni, but they did let me ninja some goodies out of the campus. Thank you other uni!

Lastly, my dog is really handsome. I'm so glad he lets me wash him and isn't some psycho canine that wants to gnawl my arms off every time I'm close by. I just wish he would stop challenging giant beast dogs. It's really embarrassing. I feel like someone with a giant forehead hitting on Alex Pettyfer.

Alex Pettyfer is so pretty. Yum.

I also want to take this opportunity to say that UTS is shit for having an O-Day.

195; Six

2011-02-22T00:58:00.001+11:00

Hurricanes has provided me with my new favourite cocktail. Using two of most favourite fruits - watermelon & lychees, and after watching them make it a few times (and $16 a pop - fuck), I'm pretty sure the recipe is mine. ;)

They also serve one of the most tasty herb breads I've tasted. It was buttery, garlicy, crispy and oregano-y. Some things are just worth getting fat for.. I'll change my mind after watching the next ep of Fat Loser Families.

After stuffing ourselves and finishing off with Pistachio gelato, I relaxed the rest of my evening away with a raspberry-scented candle. :)

194; Gelantinous dumplings

2011-02-20T01:04:00.000+11:00

I boiled some and ate it in my fully sick Hello Kitty bowl. :)

There was only so much you could have though.. I would explain more properly what it was, but I actually don't know. I do know that there is probably no nutritional value to it whatsoever.javascript:void(0)

193; I aim to travel

2011-02-20T00:46:00.000+11:00

Similar to Schoolies, I recently spent a week in Queensland with those who I do consider a bunch of my closest and treasured friends. I've worked with these certain gorgeous hombres for a year and a half now and I do feel blessed with what we have, and will become in the near future. This post is turning into all mushy and lovey dovey, but I have watched many shows where people have no friends and I want to just claim it that I am not one of them. I am happy. Big fucking smiley faces and everything hey.

With the first drinks at 11am, with no signs of slowing down, we began the first night in our Greek Aegeon Hotel with a home-made dinner and an amazing view just from our balcony.

Traditions means traditions and a game of Kings could not be avoided. Unfortunately for Patrice, his night could not begin with a bigger high. ;)

Bidding farewell to the stormy, muggy, rainy, cold weather of Sydney, we awoke to this:

It was a beautiful morning and it could not go pass without one of the greatest breakfast dishes I could make.. And by that, I meant eggs on toast LOL lucky for Benjamin, he did not get sick (that I know of) from eating it. To emphasise how not sick he was, we visited Condom Kingdom. Yes, that is a DICKHEAD cap.

It was Valentine's Day and I couldn't think of anything better than to spend it with everyone.. At WET N WILD!!! Also, together, we gathered for some sexy Spanish Tapas at the restaurant downstairs to the hotel.

Before I continue, I would like to advertise one of the sexiest bachelors I know. His name is Sean Groves, 21yo. He likes long walks on the beach, fine wine and cheese, video games, and what I can only assume - good sex.

I'm going to also assume he likes breasts.

Fueled with Sangria, we romantically shared various dishes and enjoyed the ambient environment.

There were also rides on the giant Ferris Wheel randomly situated on top of the bus depot and strolls along a creepy quiet harbourside where randomly drunk people would appear from nowhere and walk around..

The next evening, we decided to eat in again with delicious pizza, curly fries and salad :) there was also sick TV on! I couldn't believe the shows that people agreed to watch! By that, I meant a marathon of HIMYM. :D afterwards, the girls pushed the boys to get dressed and out to the streets of Surfers we prowled.

We spent an hour or so at SinCity where it was ladies night, and without sober faces, we danced and danced away. It has definitely been a long time since I've been clubbing and it was amazing to get loose without actually loosening my vagina.

Feeling like a family, we met up with the more tamed men at a pub down the road, and more dranks we consumed.

As the night went on, a couple of us separated and the rest went to Hungry Jack's. I do believe it is a smart set-up as I can see those saturated with alcohol would feel like onion rings, including Laura and I, or maybe a Crispy Bacon Chicken Fillet Burger, such as Ben. Nothing appealed to Kipper though. :(

May I just add, the boys did a preview show in the Vogue-wannabe manner of their upcoming boy-band performance. Come to mama you sexy sexy fiends!

I want to say that we went swimming at the beach in our undies after, but since I don't have photos to prove, it will only be known to who were there.. ;)

We went to Pacific Fair the next morning. Shopping is one of my hangover cures (despite no hangover). :) however, it was fun to watch everyone with sunnies and giant cups of coffee on the bus. Anyways, Pacific Fair mall was def one of the most outdoor-sy shopping centres I've been to.

They definitely had the most tropical Supre I've ever seen..

They also had a lollyshop where I tried fudge for the first time! If you want to develop Diabetes Mellitus Type 2, I believe devouring fudge would be a successful beginning.

For dinner, we dined at Kookoo Teppanyaki, where every meal Pat ordered was not available. Despite that drawback, we had an entertaining dinner where the chef made flameballs of onions and meat, served with deliciously tasty sauteed vegetables. I don't know if I would recommend this place though.. Perhaps teppanyaki isn't my favourite way to dine?

The second last day at Surfers, we spent our time wisely at Dreamworld and Whitewater World. I mean, FUCK YES DREAMWORLD (& WHITEWATER WORLD)!!! Need I to say more? Amazing.

The Wiggles' house was really creepy.. Even though there's a smile on the door? Like Ben said, "Come inside me.." or something along those paedophilic nature..

A highlight would def be the photos after a crazy ride. LOL @ SEXY RACHEL.

It was so nice to see all the cartoons that were featured in Dreamworld. It made me realise all the shows I miss from watching as a child. I really wish those shows were still available on today's TV, but it has been replaced by bullshit motherfucking pieces of shit shows that aren't worth anyone's time. :(

Yep. :)

I can't believe we spent that night drinking our faces off. At the hotel. By ourselves. Who needs a club when we have each other?

Definitely had the time of my life with everyone getting an average of 1.5hrs sleep, some waking up still drunk, and boarding a freezing plane sitting next to Paulini from Australian Idol. I shit you not. As I am recovering from a cold I caught waking up, I think that it was definitely worth it with the wild week I've had.

I want to give a shout out to everyone who went and cannot wait until the next holiday we all take.

Hopefully, none of us loses a job with it or will get their job back after. Argh, rage, yes still trying to get my job back :(

FUCKKKK TAKE ME BACK! :( :( :(

192; After a week of freedom..

2011-02-19T23:46:00.000+11:00

I have found myself finding everything to be quite boring. For the many hours I have not needed to make a curfew home or slaved away at work, I have really put into perspective how much I really wanted to move out and be independent. I don't know how many more years until I have to wait before I get the respect that I crave, but I know that it will definitely be a day I look forward to..

Until that day comes, my first night of freedom consisted of my closest high school ladies and many drinks of vodka and mixers. In short, we all got blind, and it was hella amazing to be still out on the streets of Oxford at 2.30am and not worry about death entering home.

So, thank you Miss Jaclyn for a wonderfully organised evening!

It was definitely a worthwhile evening, filled with pre-drinking in dark alleyways,

To meeting a girlfie's new boyfie :)

And all the way to seeing how everyone is a bloody mutual friend and you cannot go anywhere without bumping into those significant peeps in your life.

There was also the added touch of a cleverly dressed DJ in nothing but a silver leotard. Sexy? I think so. Not. I do give him brownie points for being so confident in his outfit of choice.

The rest of the night was spent on the dancefloor and in the company of several teapots.

Overall, an unforgettable evening, despite some parts I do not remember.. And my camera being present.. I do believe it is a sign of super awesome fun. To another night soon in the future! To those girls, I love you so much. I prey that Mother Nature does not take this as a sign to destroy and may everyone out there have a safe and wonderful life.. Fuck living a day is so precious. :/

191; February 14 is just another Monday

2011-02-09T03:50:00.001+11:00

Fuck this bullshit superficial day.

190; Such a bitch

2011-02-07T23:08:00.000+11:00

Because I do love my morning texts. This insult is gloriously hidden in this beautiful photo of the solar system night sky. Kudos to the Photoshop "artist"!

Going to Queensland this week. Fingers cross to avoid any cyclones, floods and expensive food, especially in terms of bananas and sugar canes. EVERYBODY PRAY FOR FULLYSIK WEATHER FOR SURFERS PARADISE! Wish we could play this game though.. Would totally (get) own(ed).

Been thinking about my 21st birthday. Asked Mama Li for a party and she said maybe, which most likely means no. BUT THEN, I asked for a Hello Kitty cake and she said yes! Then paid me out for being childish. Can never win with arguments with her, so whatever, getting a Hello Kitty cake, fuck to the yes. Been trolling photos and have seen some inspirations..

Nothing really has captured me completely though. I don't want to be all flash bling like Kim Hornydog Kardashian and splash out $1mil on a crystallised cake because.. That is plain fucking stupid? There are starving, homeless people out there and all that money on a fucking cake just shits me. It's not like anyone can even digest it? Anyways, I now feel more worthy and intelligent, despite what her bank account says.. Whore. Could do with some mini HK pizzas though. :)

Can't think anymore. Mama Li is too loud on the phone. Typical Chinese. :)

Off to bed. Movies are dying to be watched.

FUCKING LOL.

189; Philophobia - the Fear of Falling or Being in Love

2011-02-04T01:06:00.000+11:00

It's a cute word, but I don't have it. By it, I meant Hello Kitty. Fuck, breakfast would be so amazing if I had this.

I also want to know how the fuck to make this, and whether if it would be as tasty as it looks.

Definitely want to go here one day.

And I would be so content if I lived here.. My god..

On the other hand, I also am going through a phase with owls. They're so interesting to look at. I think they'll be ugly in real life, but cartoon-wise, they have my heart.

The irony of adoring cats and birds at the same time! I'm currently watching Spiderman 3 and I know there's one thing I definitely do not adore - Mary Jane. That red-haired slut sure knows how to rewind the Feminist movement 100 years. FUCKING WHORE.

188; Guongzhou and Hawaii have nothing on Sydney

2011-02-01T00:29:00.001+11:00

And I say that with no hesitation.

As the first month of the year has quickly (yet painfully at the time) flown by, I would like to wake this blog post up with wishing my awesome little brother:

Super fullysikbro HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY! :D
Have fun at school tomorrow lolol
I know you won't read this, but that you for being so cool to deal with and I am proud to be your role model.

After a hideous nine hours plane ride to Guongzhou, China, we stepped out freezing our certain bodily organs off. I could not believe the temperature difference, but after the two days from returning, the contrast could not be more of a slap in the face. Right now, I am sitting wearing an oversized singlet. In China, I fabulously (not) rocked the turtle neck, wind jacket, TWO pairs of pants, mittens, a scarf as the bare minimums.

It is really boring to talk about the weather, but when it can get to the uncomfortable point that it affects moods, it deserves a bitching. It also lets one recognise that their thermoreceptors are working and they aren't just going crazy psycho bitch. Besides the weather, another huge factor in China surrounded food. If I was not sleeping, I was eating. Every meal was a happy meal, but there could only be so many meals of authentic Chinese cuisine.. The majority of the Li family gathered for one evening to celebrate my grandma's birthday, and the fact that she is well after two horrendous strokes. You go, Grandma Li!

The Chinese tend to steer a lot of their dishes to be heavily meat based. There should be no surprise when every middle-aged person has a high-cholesterol crisis. You think they'd learn from whinging. They're like those trampy whores who always go around claiming they're fug as fuck just to fish fake compliments to re-built the tin fragments of non-existent self-respecting self-esteem they like to think they have. Similarly, I wish Chinese chefs never decided that fat was tasty. To me it isn't, but I'm not going to go against a Communist population of two billion.

However, the Chinese do have a creative edge when it comes to desserts. I'm not saying it's mad creative Adriano Zumbo and his macaroon phase, but the simplicity of what is produced in bakeries never ceases to amaze my tastebuds. I know that if I lived in China, I would live through desserts, especially heavy carbs, and then be one of those annoying middle-aged people that complain about diabetes type 2 despite knowing that diet is a contributing factor.

It was lovely to see my little cousin again. I've only seen him once beforehand and this year he is already five. He looks like a little cutiepie angel in photos.

Yet, Grandpa Li is one of his favourite types of "entertainment". HAHAHA

A lot of the other times spent in China was used on visiting relatives in the slums of China, aka where my mother grew up. Nothing spesh? Sure does make me feel thankful that my parents decided to migrate..

For a week, we flew to Hawaii for a holiday within a holiday. It was completely overrated, but I think that was only due to the sudden torrential downpour, lightning storm and flash floods, resulting in news flashes showing similar footage as to what was happening in Queensland and a very nervous me sitting in bed waiting for the warnings to end. I could not believe that this sunshine all-year-round island would have such terrifying weather :( it did clear up in the next few days and I had MTV in our fancy holiday house to keep me company. So glad I don't have MTV here. Can say that I would get nothing accomplished in life..

Spent a day with a tourist tour on a nearby island where I could have spent some Washingtons :) have never seen American money before and it feels like shit. Looks like crap too.

We looked at a lot of nature and visited food factories that was considered "touristy", and like tourists, we bought a shitload of food and dragged that back all the way home along with our sorry asses. There was a beach with black sand from all the volcano ashes and rocks. Kind of filthy if you really think about it..

Dad was setting a great example to us, getting wasted every single night with bottles of wine to himself and his friends. I don't understand how he doesn't get sick of binge drinking and is fine the next morning. Machine, right there.

I want to say that Hawaii is a lovely place for a holiday, but I really don't want to live there. There's a creepy scene that happens, where all the homeless people in the area will come out after dark and bond? At the Hawaiian Chinatown, it would be closed and deserted by 5pm because that's when all the hobos come out with their crap and swamp the streets. I didn't get a chance to see this, but I don't think it would have been something I would have wanted to be keen for.. Besides that, the shopping wasn't too bad and the proper beaches looked worthy to swim in.

In the Tokyo airport between Hong Kong and Hawaii, Henry and I found Soft Drink flavoured Kit Kat! The Cola one smelt and tasted very artificially Cola whilst the Lemonade one was white lemon chocolate. Henry said it was tasty. We also saw Wasabi flavoured Kit Kat, which we steered right away from..

Arriving at Hong Kong, we got a late ferry across the border to Macau. It was too late to get back to mainland China, so we stayed a night. The travel agency made a booking mistake and as a result we had free upgrade in our rooms, and MY GOD WERE THEY UPGRADES. Felt like a fucking rockstar. I wish I owned this place :(

It had a light/water show outside to welcome us in.

The giant flatscreen TV welcomed me in.

There was a mini bar/kitchen.

Mirrors on the ceiling.

A massage room, FFS.

An unnecessarily huge shower (and bathtub, which acted as a jacuzzi).

Huge bathroom with two sinks.

TWO toilets, which is great since I don't like going in if Henry has pooed.

And a massive bed with a billion pillows and cushions. We could not help but stay up and enjoy the luxury. We looked up online how much it would have cost and it would have been $1000AU p/night equivalent. Fucking lucky we were. :)

That was probs the highlight of the trip haha was just glad to be out of stupid planes and on land again. Well, it'll be another year until talking shite about China again.

This morning, I went to bed at 5am-ish and got up at 8am. The night before it was very much similar. Right now it's 1am and I am feeling it. Perhaps it's bed time and fingers crossed tomorrow for hopefully getting my job back!

187; Bye bye Sydney :(

2011-01-06T02:04:00.000+11:00

As I prepare myself to wake up in five and a half hours, I will be hastily stuffing last minute items into my luggage and head into the car for the International Terminal. For three weeks, I will be visiting family and family friends around Southern China and Macau, and another week travelling to and from Honolulu, Hawaii. I don't really want to go, but it would be nice to see my grandparents again, and I've also never seen to America. Nonetheless, the hauntingly cold weather overseas is such an off-put. I do not want to step off the plane tomorrow and face six degree weather.. :( there is also so much sleeping and eating I can do..

Tonight, I spent the day with friends, and to the Coogee Bay Hotel, we dined :) as it was also a night that Jes was free, she joined, and thus the event "Hi Jes, Bye Jess" was created.

Dinner was especially tasty as G-Mac was able to sneak through the system and scored us a dish of free fish & chips. :D you go G-MAC!

There were much dancing in our unnecessarily high seats.

Following with much brushing off of Nik, who, I shit you not, cannot scare a toddler if his life depended on it.

Someone had a bit too much to drink.. Mess was born!

There was a period where people conformed and decided that the Asian peace sign was appropriate in photos, regardless of race. I can still sense some Jersey Shore in some pictures..

Cannot forget the usual bromance here and there, such as Colno being a bloody Colno.

Should probably head to bed now :( will miss people dearly. Bye Summer sunshine!

186; FUCK YOU SUMMER SCHOOL ESSAY

2011-01-03T12:53:00.000+11:00

I've finally finished it! It's printed off, with a staple on. Now I just have to go through it and hopefully it isn't as flawed as I am fearing and then put it to one side before handing it in happily on Wednesday :) cannot wait to be unchained for another one and a half..

I do admit that it was a fairly good effort considering on New Years Day I had 3.5hours sleep and worked from 8am-9pm, and as a reward, slept in for a bit over ten hours after some delicious fried ice cream after my long shifts.

Afterward, I forced myself to finished this piece of shit essay with the seven hours that followed. I would be pretty pissed off though if yesterday was the last day on earth and that was what I spent doing, but luckily, it wasn't. As a treat, I allowed myself to dine at El Bulli :D they had the best freaking potatoes. I could tell that if you ate the sauce by the tubfull you'd probs die from cardiac arrest, but it was so so tasty..

Sangria was gross. There is too much expectation, and with that, the letdown was tremendous. Bloody waiter talked it up when really the combination was shit as fuck.

I ordered a plate of veges, but it was so saturated and sitting in a bowl of oil that it was barely edible. Shame.

Ben had a plate of Chorizo. He said it was spicy at the right amount?

Met up with peeps after work before going home with a weird coloured sky to greet me :/ hopefully it does not mean psycho weather tonight.. Or this week..

Lunch time. Then essay time. Then work time. What an eventful day.. Not.

184; New Year, New Resolutions, New Happiness

2011-01-02T11:50:00.000+11:00

FOR EVERYONE :) HAPPY NEW YEAR! May 2011 be a lovely bitch to you this year! With that, I will present you with an overly excited Patricio.

After work, I took the longest shopping trip up the road before heading down to Cath's place. It just felt forever as the sun felt like hell had fried over and I felt like a tiny egg in his world-size frying pan. I don't understand why the weather has to be so menopausal. No wonder so many people are shitty all the bloody time.

Chilling at the Villa de Cousins, the two lead females decided to be top Masterchefs and took over the BBQ. :)

I didn't realise the swarm of mosquitoes that lingered around during Summer, but did I pay for it. For some reason, they seemed to love my legs, so now I look like I got two chunky excuses of calf muscles attached to my lower limbs. Besides that, it was a lovely evening with everyone :)

Cath put on her movie expertise and decided to play "Tron" with Nikers, and destroyed him to a million pieces.

Another stage, people all decided to become Kawaii Asians. Totes digging that shit hahahahaha

There's always an egg in the bunch though.. The winner = Ben Smith!

It got to the stage where all the hot food was taken inside, so the next best thing was to create our own meal, so Ben and I made ourselves a chip sandwich = bread + Smith's chicken chips. Thinkers, we are. Pretty sure the future Nobel Prize winners.

There's always a stage where Colno's had a bit too much to drink and his eyes cannot be fucked keeping straight when the flash is on. As a result, he gets there sleezy rolled back pupils, and people like myself, pay him out for it. Can't really blame him after his binge consumption of seven ciders and one and half bottles of vodka. Liver of steel - we'll see how long it'll last.

As the clock hit twelve, we ooh'ed and ahh'ed briefly at the TV as the sky slowly filled up with toxic smog from lighting many thousands dollars worth of fireworks. There was also the many moments of wondering what the hand on the bridge meant. That night, we decided that it was the Hi-5 symbol, but now I know better and that it means "humanity"? Nonetheless, it was supposed to be meaningful and people didn't understand it, so it just shows how smart Australians are. Don't really care, as long as we know how to have fun?

Did I mention Colno did not stop his moves from being shown around the house? HAHAHAHAHA sick loser.

183; Babysitting

2010-12-30T11:38:00.005+11:00

I took my little family friend to the movies after my shift and then we hung out at home. She wanted to play a game with me, so I went along with it. The instructions were I had to be unemployed and then pay her $1 to get a job at hers as a waitress. The irony of children..

182; The Merriest of All Merry Christmas

2010-12-26T19:41:00.000+11:00

TO EVERYONE :)

The family of Li only "celebrated" the on Christmas eve, where like everyone else who can afford groceries and electricity, made an extremely unnecessary excess amount of high-kilojoule food. As there were a few of us, we thought it would be most efficient to serve like a buffet, and to the Li buffet everyone scoffed. :)

I was walking home the other night and some hideous fat bug was flying around my face. As natural defense, I was swinging my arms around like a ninja to protect my face where it suddenly stopped flying in awkward circles and spun in one spot in mid-air instead. It had actually gotten caught in a spider web. Within seconds, a giant white beast of a spider scampered out from nowhere and spun like it was on acid. Merry Christmas to that fucker. Better luck next time ugly bug.

The day before the birth of Jesus (if you believe), the beautiful Leya decided to have drinks, so off to consume dangerous amounts of alcohol we went!

We started with cheap pres at work. Whether or not it was because of too much work or not enough work, some decided to be cats.

If that wasn't postcard worthy, the most eligible bachelors decided to pose for a Christmas card. Ladies, this is for you. (vom)

Off to the Royal we went, where randomly some decided that maybe goggles were the best accessories for completing their outfits.

Haters gonna hate, and Ben was def jel. Poor Ben. :(

As midnight was about to strike, we scabbed around and gathered enough scrap coins to purchase the birthday lady four shots of alcohol and another drink to wash down the spirit taste. True to her tank ability to drink, there were no hesitation. It was definitely something to watch.

Sam was made fun of by a few people. He did not know he pouted in photos. Everyone else did.

Of course as the night went out, there were bound to be bromance. Tonight was no exception.

That didn't stop me and Luara from being awesome and not give a shite. We even shared a crappy drink.

Jersey Shore.

This photo is for Rach. Because you are away, you are missing out on so much fun. :) luff you!

You're missing out on bashing up Colno!

I hope that Leya had a wonderful night :) your working family loved coming out and celebrating!

181; On the Fifth Day of Christmas

2010-12-24T09:11:00.000+11:00

My lover gave me his words.

I don't believe any of it.

180; Korean with Non-Koreans

2010-12-23T01:07:00.000+11:00

On celebrating the fact that we finally found a day where the most important of people (Kathy & I) were free, team Cumbo dined at a futuristic, yet still oriental, Korean restaurant.

This photo is really awkward. I don't know where the Filo brotherianz decided to look with their cheesy grins, because there were no other camera except mine and they were specifically told to look my way. I do believe, however, they are big posers. Maybe that's it? And Ryan looks awesome, as usual. God loves Ryan. :)

Majority decided to be heaps Korean and decided on "Grape Soda Drink" as beverage of choice. I don't know what it tasted like, but the most artificially taste of "grape" there is out there - this one's smelt would hand what you thought of on a plate. SO fake smelling. SO good.

We were given complementary opening tasting plates, which were pretty much anything the kitchen had found that they could pickle.

Then decided on two entrees, and two mains. The entrees always win my heart, especially if it was the Korean Seafood Pancake. I don't know what makes it so addictively tasty, but I want to know the recipe. That way, I can take out the 2kg of onions and shallots mixed with and have leftover the carbilicious carbs it was only supposed to be.

We got some pot thing with beef, egg and julienned vegetables. According to the amazing Kathy, we're supposed to mix the egg with the hot bowl, so I did. For some reason, the egg was never to be found again. Any telltale signs of yolk was also never to be found. Nor tasted, now that I think about it..

We all shared a massive seafood udon hot pot. It was SO spicily delicious that I had to dip it with the chilli sauce on the table. I love my spice and I want to thank Mythbusters for busting the myth of weather chilli can affect your insides (it can't - hence the chilli binge). If I could, I would have it pretty much every night (with only prawns and the veges). They charged $45 for it, which is crazy, but the soup with it.. No words can describe how much I liked it. I could try, but I'm too tired to go on thesaurus.com or think. Just think - 10/10 Masterchef score.

Gaydunn thought it'd be appropriate to take sexy sultry photos of himself. It wasn't. Nonetheless, they are very much open for laughter :D

His joke of the night - "What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

Yep. Hell for this guy. Your mate.

179; On the Fourth Day of Christmas

2010-12-23T00:41:00.000+11:00

My lover gave me a back rub.

Followed by a whole-body rub. Satisfaction was happily gained.

178; On the Third Day of Christmas

2010-12-22T00:13:00.000+11:00

My lover wrote me a song.

It wasn't a Christmas carol. Thank god.

177; On the Second Day of Christmas

2010-12-21T00:12:00.000+11:00

My lover made me breakfast in bed.

It was tasty. Like him.

176; On the first day of Christmas

2010-12-20T00:01:00.001+11:00

My lover hand-picked me a dozen of roses.

So I added them onto my Christmas tree, and like that, he integrated himself just slightly into my merry holiday.

175; A big fan of YUM CHA

2010-12-19T23:21:00.000+11:00

But even a bigger fan when it can be seen that people from all sorts of background all sit at a big round table and nibble away using two skinny sticks as their utensil of choice :)

I do believe that the reason that it is called Yum Cha, is not because it directly translate to "drink tea", but because it is YUM-SOME (as in awesome, therefore allows an awesome pun to be made)!!! I haven't been in ages, so it was really satisfying nom'ing on those tiny delicious prawn dumplings filled with tasty pleasure and happiness, wrapped with glutenous awesome. If only I could make those at home.. We also had a few plates of greasy fried awesome and some sweet awesome desserts to end the awesome brunchtastic brunch.

At a pet shop, I found a sleepy kitty :) so I woke it up by blowing in its face between the cracks. It ignored me, so I believe that in those little clear boxes that the baby animals are caged in are filled with chloroform.

Last night, I worked at a private Christmas house party with George as super sexily skilled bartenders. The location was hidden in the super wealthy areas of Rose Bay and the insides did not disappoint. As the guests slowly poured in, and more and more drinks were being demanded, I could not stop myself from judging at how much I felt like I was in an episode of "The Real Housewives of Sydney". George was playing the "Guess who's had Botex?" game (with the answer being every woman) and I admired all the designer gowns and handbags scattered around the place. We also played the "Which milf would Josh do?" and the answer was also pretty much every woman. We also guessed on how many have had affairs with one another. Good times.

I didn't think it was possible to be surrounded by so much fake tan, acrylic nails, hair extension, make-up, hairspray and silicone. I would admit though, that I am jealous at their luxurious lifestyle, but I don't know how much I actually want an easy life, with not much contributing to society? Although I would not mind if there was a yearly slick party involving BBQ spit roasts, various vegetarian finger food and at least $5k worth of booze. Nonetheless, the majority of people were lovely and friendly.

By the time George drove me home (thank you G-MAC!), showered and got into bed, it was 2.30am I had never felt so exhausted in a while.. So exhausted to the point that I got up passed 12pm today. Then I had Cold Rock for breakfast. :) good times. Hopefully work eases up.. But I don't think so since fucking schoolkid fuckwits are on holidays. FFS.

174; FREEDOM!

2010-12-18T00:42:00.000+11:00

Is super sweet! :D

Summer School exam is finally completed, and classes are officially over. Now I only have an essay due, but until then, I do feel like I can finally sleep in a little, and then slave away with my two jobs. Christmas is near. I need the dosh.

I want to go find a pretty owl ring :)

Also, to decorate my room as it is was a stationery shop. Shit at Kikki K and Typo are expensive as hell, but unfortunately for my bank account, I am a sucker for the cute stuff.

I also heard that the RSPCA pounds are full of animals these holidays. It's so sad that so many are abandoned. I do feel that when I move out, I have the responsibility to adopt a few. Everyone needs some love now and then.

I've also decided on some hobbies that I may want to partake. These include cooking and nail art! I don't think I'll do the nail art though, because it'll require many bottles of expensive nail polish and patience, which I lack both of.

I am also very keen to lay back a little and watch some movies at home, by myself, within my own time frame and space. I do miss just that little bit of freedom. :(

Nonetheless, my holidays technically begin tomorrow. I just hope I don't slack back too much and fail my essay. I have until January 5th, so good luck to myself.. Bed time!

173; The heart of a sensitive person suffers too much to love

2010-12-13T22:05:00.000+11:00

Bondi beach yesterday with some girlies I have no seen in ages. It was SO lovely just to catch up, gossip, tan, roll and flick off disgusting little spiders. WTF. This summer is ridic. There are so many creepy crawlies about, especially the massive flying cockroaches found around the house. Thank goodness I have Papa Li to fend for me. Super keen for another beach day. Without glammas though. Seriously. Who the fuck packs on make-up at the fucking beach.

I found a ring at Glebe market and decided that my engagement rock will be this size. It has to make me tired from dragging the huge hot piece around :) Rachel decided on a smaller, more realistic piece, but hey, if he wants me, then he has to support me. Call me shallow, call me fake, but I don't want to live in debt and paying off a mortgage for the rest of my life (though I do also plan on having an awesome career and kicking ass in my field of study).

Gross, stubby fingers. If only I had manicured phalanges like these.

Talking about him, I want my future boyfie to do this, hence he must be a good bike rider? And not kill me?

Not only must it be saturated with passion, I also want him to be a best friend, to joke around, to talk to, and he actually remembers shit I say.

He also must be able to cook. If he can cook like this, I will present myself to him. I can't cook anything, but I can make cocktails?

If I was upset and running away from (let's just use this photo as an example - running away from USYD), then I would want him to chase after me, despite what made me run away in distress in the first place. Even if I'm wearing a long-ass gown that will make all the hipters cry.

He will try to comfort me when I can't sleep. With back scratchies and spooning. Maybe some forking. My sleeping pattern is disgusting, but I did learn that people my age only need 6 hours of sleep. One less will do no harm.

He will not like me for my body, for my looks or for my money. He will not make me yell or yell at me about topics like this.

He will also let me make fun of him, especially if it's a Miley-Demi relationship, and I am the top dog out of the two, i.e. Miley :D hahaha

He will also be charming and funny, but not force me to do something I don't want to, like watch Star Wars, or other nerdy movies that hurt my brain :(

Because then I will have a hurt brain and be grumpy.

In the end, he will let me follow my heart, metaphorically. If it was literal, then I would be going in circles? Because my heart is inside me? Just sayin'..

Nonetheless, he will not get jealous when I want my own space or my time with the girls. He has to always know that he will never be first priority, but still one of my top ones.

HAHAHA love this list. Thanks Tumblr for providing purddyyy pictures :)

172; Not missing the boys

2010-12-12T10:14:00.000+11:00

Catherine's girls birthday brunch was unanimously agreed to be one of the most relaxing events organised.

Sitting cosily in a little French cafe in the hidden streets of Darlinghurst, the seven of us munched happily away on many cups of coffee, eggs, fried meat and heavy carbs of all sorts.

I got a meal with hashbrowns :) I wish the more hashbrowns I ate, the skinnier I got. I also love my eggs. The more scrambley, the better.

Afterwards, half drove and half bus'ed it to Glebe markets where girls did what girls did best and shopped! I did manage to pick up a few animal-based jewellery :) not long after, I was whisked away to slave away at work :( Nonetheless, very keen for the next girls' day out. I hope the boys find out and feel cut deep inside (even though we end up crashing their stupid boys' poker nights. Stupid boys.)

On another note, I hate Willow Smith's debut single. I can't believe this exists.

171; Fancy to meet you again, Fisher Library.

2010-12-10T12:13:00.000+11:00

Yep, I'm parked here again despite the holiday jubiliation evident around me. It's so eerily quiet here sometimes, I wonder why they even bother to be opened. I suppose the poor souls that must endure Summer School classes have to go SOMEWHERE. I am supposed to be researching for an essay due next month. I'm not though. The crazy old lady with the luggage and hangbag who's always waiting outside the door and rushes in to study isn't here. Kind of miss her being so keen for lecture notes.

It's Friday, end of the week already, and I must say that although I still have classes, it has not stopped me from seeing my cutiepies, who pretty much make life worth living for. :)

Especially when there is Japanese involved. Monday night. Wagaya - touchscreen Japanese restaurant with Kathy & Isaac (L)

It was pretty amusing to flip through an e-menu, but I wouldn't want every place to run this. Not only is it a waste of electricity, there is NO refund, NO exchange and NO alternatives. The menu is set and if you don't like it, then it's too bad. This happened when I ordered a cocktail with grapefruit juice. Didn't really think it would be that bad, but it tasted like I was drinking swimming pool water after a bunch of infants had just paddled in it*.

This was thoroughly made up by the mind-blowingly tongue-tantilising meals that were to come. I'd have to say that eel wasabi fried rice wasn't too bad. By that, I meant the rice. I wish I could cook takoyaki and soft-shell crab at home. Those dishes were the bomb (because the chef was a terrorist? SWISH)! There's also something about Jap mayo that makes it just that so much better than regular mayo..

* I was kidding. I don't know what that tastes like, but grapefruit juice is extremely shit.

Rachel decided to have a teeny gathering at hers to play Kings. It was kind of like being in Melbourne again (minus some lovelies, adding others). Since summer is coming, it was decent enough to sit outside. So with some team work in gathering seats, we circled around and let the game begin.

But then the rain came and we were washed inside lolol which was fine because bastard hoards of mosquitoes were lingering. I wouldn't call us rowdy, because the intellects of the group were being.. Intellectual?

That lasted ten minutes before the game continued. Catherine was the first Kings victim and indeed it did not look appetising. The majority of us had spirits, Ben had red wine and some had beer. I'm so glad I didn't lose.

The turbie card was picked up many times. Rachel had a scarf. People looked pretty.

Her "party room" were packed with things to do. Being inappropriate was one of them.

Ganging up in table tennis was another.

My favourite was watching Nik struggle around one or two drinks.

There were more drinking, some dancing, face-pulling, cushion wrestling, bromance, where the night seemed to have disappeared on us.. The only difference with Melbourne was that I didn't have class 9am the next morning. :(

It was Dom's surprise birthday dinner Wednesday night and I must say, FUCK to how long I have no seen some of the ladies that attended. Not going to high school definitely made a difference in how often you get together and this was one gathering that a worthy bunch showed. That made me happy. :)

At Charing Cross Pizza, we wined and dined until the sun set. It was so weird that Daylights Saving is over and the sun is still out at 7pm, but I don't mind it at all. It just means less chance of getting rolled whilst there is still light?

Ben & I shared a supreme pizza, because it was the least meaty he could go. Our ice bucket melted really fast, so I don't understand why people ask for them at my restaurant.

We got blackforest cake, which Dom did a great job in cutting it evenly and dispersing it to 40+ people.

It was a pleasure to see the ladies again, and fingers crossed the sun is unbearably hot on Monday so we can all get together and get niggalicious (without the cancer, or racial slur).

170; Just a thought

2010-12-09T21:45:00.000+11:00

You know how much you're told that you disappoint and disgrace that you begin to believe it? I just didn't think the pain that followed hurt so much. Unlike Disney's philosophy, sometimes believing is not everything. I know that no matter what I do, how much I try, how educated, qualified, how much weight I lose or how many jobs or friends I juggle, I'll never be good enough for my parents. I also know that in order to survive and carry on, I have to much much thicker skin that this. After all, if I want to talk shit, I must be prepared for all the bullshit that comes back my way.

On another note, I wish I could rip them in Cantonese LOL

169; From this year

2010-12-09T21:39:00.001+11:00

Ten moments you'll remember from this year:

10. How much time I devoted to the library.

9. Still failing.

8. Summer bloody School.

7. Halloween Party.

6. Future Music followed by the Stripper.

5. Cumbo Pubcrawl.

4. New Years.

3. Horse-riding.

2. My 20th birthday, both night AND party.

1. MELBOURNE!

Nine quotes/phrases you live by

9. You must have thick skin to survive the disappointments.

8. Pay day should be every day.

7. Money is not materialistic, it is necessary.

6. Learn to say no.

6. My parents will never come around.

5. You deserve what you know, not what you think.

4. Believe. Maybe one day.

3. Always a lesson, never a mistake.

2. Chicks before dicks.

1. Eat, Drink, Be Merry.

Eight people you're glad to have as part of your life

Hater's going to hate. They know who they are.

Seven songs in your 2010 playlist

7. Taylor Swift - Speak Now

6. Bruno Mars - Grenade

5. Taylor Swift - Haunted

4. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away

3. Glee - Lucky

2. Glee - Marry You

1. Glee - Just the Way You Are

Six favourite movies of the year

6. Easy A

5. Chloe

4. Valentine's Day

3. How To Train a Dragon

2. Eclipse

1. Harry Potter 7.1

Five Kodak Moments

5. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150308038825268&set=a.10150308025205268.566208.696445267

4. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150338056205268&set=t.696445267

3. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=392986927687&set=t.696445267

2. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150213083900268&set=t.696445267

1. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150223730520268&set=t.696445267

Four places you have spent the most time at

4. The Family Restaurant

3. USYD Library

2. The Ritz

1. Bedroom

Three things that constantly crossed your mind

3. What should I wear?

2. How can I get rid of this fat?

1. How do I HD this bullshit assessment?

Two things you hope to achieve next year

2. Graduate

1. GEM offer

One sentence to sum up the year you've had

Bring on 2011!

On another note, the other day at work, Nik dropped some "sauce" on his pants that looked very much like cum, in which he denied and thought taking a photo was inappropriate. I thought I'd share. After all, sharing IS caring. ;)

168; VD Withdrawals

2010-12-06T10:19:00.000+11:00

Finally the new episode came out and it was amazing, never disappointing. I just wish the DVD was cheaper. Helloooo Damon! (L)(L)(L)

I was on Postsecret.com last night and I found Catherine's FB profile down the bottom where it says "People who like this". Catherine's pic was with me, so technically, my face was on the site :D it probably generated through my IP address and all that other computer business, but nonetheless, it was still there.

It's a Monday, so I decided to sleep in after my five shifts in three days. I managed to get in 8.5hrs, which was basically what I got this whole weekend. I feel refreshed, but now it means I have to go study :( SHAME.

167; I was told once

2010-12-04T01:44:00.000+11:00

"Sometimes people decided to be just friends even if their feelings are mutual, not because love is hard to sustain, but because commitment complicates everything."

Firstly, I don't think the grammar is correct. The sentence seems a bit long, but I don't know how to fix it and this Blogger shit doesn't have the same green squiggly line that Microsoft Words does that tells you that you are stupid.

Secondly, I agree with that, but I also am willing believe all those suckered by infatuation, or if they believe that it's "love", will say that I am wrong, and to them I say STFO. I can see that maybe that I am just afraid of getting hurt, but that excuse is too cliche to accept. Nonetheless, I do one day want to tell to the author above that they, like how Microsoft Words does to me in every assessment, are the ones who are wrong.

Lastly, until that day comes, I will live by the extremely logical motto that I learnt in my first week of Summer School:

"Eat, Drink, Be Merry".

So, with a bottle and half of wine, Benjamina and I decided to do just that at Pinocchio's Italian & Seafood Restaurant, because El Bulli is no BYO, so stuff them. I thought it was a bit skeptical to name your restaurant after a dirty liar, but I suppose if we were also to be deceived, it would be very easy to spot, them with their huge ass noses and all. Nonetheless, EXCEPTIONAL food.

He had a slice of slaughtered cow.

I had some mushrooms stuffed with salmon, prawns, seasoning herbs and cheese, and an oily Greek Salad. I would LOVE the recipe for the mushrooms, or at least have it served to be every single day. I can say that it was one of my favourite dishes ever.

Here's a heaps cutesy bullshit photo, where he looks like a red-eyed cradle-snatching sex offender (just kidding!), and I look like a man with a weird smile.

Under my umbrella (ella ella ay ay), under my umbrella (ella ella ay ay)..

Found these little fluffballs in a vet's window. Was won over instantly, reinforced by the $150 price-tag.

Then I remembered what Kathy said about them during their kitten-to-cat phase..

166; What Happens in Melbourne

2010-11-30T00:37:00.001+11:00

Stays in Melbourne ;)

I've had the best weekend, and would seriously consider another day away just to Melbourne. I don't know if planes can work that way, or if I can afford, but I loved every single one of my experiences. Getting away from Sydney, away from rules, restrictions, curfews, expectations.. Away from work, from studying.. I miss it all.

Not going to lie.. Would love a surprise trip somewhere for my 21st birthday..

I'd like to thank Kat for organising and wish this gorgeous lady a very happy 20th birthday :) xxxxx

The worst part would def have to be saying bye to Jo, because it was unreal how much I'd miss her. Fingers crossed that we'll all be together again soon. The other also shite part was travelling home internationally, therefore we had to abide by international rules. I had to throw out face cleanser and moisturiser :( Dutyfree was also not available for us to purchase, so I guess Dan Murphy.. This battle you have won, but the war is continues..

165; Royally fun

2010-11-29T00:52:00.000+11:00

At the Royal for Kellie's birthday :)

Getting a new camera does mean crazy shots from people going crazy with clinking everything viewed through the peepers.

There were a great selection that showed up, and it could be seen as the photos were further analysed, the transition was clearly evident from sobriety to intoxication.

I would also say that this could be transition, but I'm pretty sure we're pretty loose with the love.

There were much dancing?

Hairdressing!

Pretending to be cats..

Or another race..

And catalogue-posing ;) I want Patrick for Christmas.

Twas a fabulous night to the beginning of what was to be a massive weekend ahead :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLIE!

SEE YOU IN SUMMER SCHOOL :)
xxxxx

164; I've never tried Korean

2010-11-26T17:21:00.018+11:00

.. Until last night :D superbabe Kathy and I felt that we have been separated way too long since the uni break begun, so we pretended to be more mature than we actually were and dined the evening away. Complimentary mini dishes ftw.

I forget where, but the place had a massive flat screen TV up on the wall with what I can only assume is K-pop or J-pop video clips. I love Asian dancing. It makes me feel like maybe one day I can dance. Maybe.

We ordered unnecessarily spicy food, so our wine tasted like crap afterwards. It was a waste, but the food was delish. I was SO surprised, so I can say that I am a fan of Korean food. I want to know what North Korean food tastes like though. I think that this stuff is from the South? The waiter was nice enough to cut up our pancake.. With scissors. :/

We shared a spicy grilled fish :)

And spicy seafood noodles. SO good.

I would have liked it more if it was cheaper, but I guess meals in the city were made to be expensive. IT was def worth it to see her again. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have friends, especially girlfriends, in my life.

Melbourne this weekend. Kellie's birthday right before. Life is good.

163; Let's play the game.

2010-11-25T22:43:00.002+11:00

It's like this:

You play around, you have fun, you share secrets, you tell stories, you cry on each others shoulders, you hold hands, you think about forever.

But you don't fall in love.

Because the first one who does, loses.

On another note - craving these. Mmmmmm..

Melbourne this weekend! Life is going to win. :)

162; Dark again..

2010-11-24T00:56:00.000+11:00

My red hair did not last 24hours, which is kind of sad, and the thought of all the damage done to my poor strands is beyond sad. I still have a red underlayer, but Mama Li still wants me to have my whole head the same colour. She will just have to wait.

Ben and I decided to go watch HP7 again :D so beforehand we dined at Spatchcock with some lovely food, and lovelier riesling.

It was quite a site to see the waitresses gather around the "work laptop"? I don't know what they'd be looking at. I'm going to assume.. Not this blog.

Great food though. I'd give it a.. 3.5 Happy Ben's out of 5.

Sick.

HP7 was amazing. Cannot wait for Part 2. Shall be keen to re-watch it again. I told Mama Li and she called me crazy. She is just jealous. Obviously.

161; So I dyed my hair..

2010-11-23T01:04:00.001+11:00

And Mama Li hates it. As a result, I am to watch $130 go down the drain, with more to go, most likely tomorrow. Despite the following photo, I am very upset. I actually cried. :(

Maybe many pictures of Ian Somerhalder will make me feel better.

*sighhhhhhhhhhhh* Trying to believe in romance. Trying.

160; Stay the fuck away from my Present.

2010-11-22T01:27:00.001+11:00

Jus' saying.

From the wise words of Dumbledore,

Sometimes, you have to forget what you want to remember what you deserve. I do believe people should get all the happiness in the world, but there are just those significant little that like to ruin it. I want to know why they exist and how to remove them from life, despite your very best they keep coming back. Maybe it's their sick fetish? Sick. I wish force-fields did exist sometimes, both physically and emotionally.

ANYWAYS.

I've decided when I get my own place, I'm going to own a massive dog and a tiny cat, and they will be best friends forever and give each other nose kisses. Disney is inspirational.

The cat I would choose has to amuse me, like this. What a mad cat!

And it has to aesthetically look like priceless treasure :)

The dog cannot look like from a Japanese anime, despite how much "awww" factor it will get. I will end up kicking it in the face.

I know huskies will grow up nice and strong :D

Planning to get my hair done tomorrow. Don't actually know if it will happen.. Would rather go watch Harry Potter HAHA z8-)

159; HARRY POTTER MANIA :)

2010-11-20T16:34:00.000+11:00

I am keen to watch Harry Potter 7.1 again. I don't know how many times, but I'd like to think as many times as I want, because I can. HELL yes.

I wouldn't mind Gold Class, but I don't think anyone would want to shout HAHA

Currently streaming Beauty & the Geek Australia. The amount of freedom right now is pretty poorly spent. It doesn't matter though, because for once, it doesn't! Indeed I've been catching up on TV shows :) :) :) very happy smiley face.

I would love to star in these American teen drama shows. That way, I would be very close physically to superbabes.

Or skimp around in underwear, throwing paper in the air in sexy photoshoots.

Or just laugh at really random dumb shit..

158; The Vice to Eating Pussy

2010-11-19T15:22:00.000+11:00

A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping.

Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.

Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.

Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.

SUBMARINE MISSION FOR YOU, BABY

Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation.

Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood.

Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt.

By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.

Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all knows that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.

Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.

PARTING THE RED SEAS

Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what cavities are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PIL album That What is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet.

THE GRAND ENTRANCE

Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.

ROCK THE BOAT

Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss.

After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing to of its life. Think of the clit like a tumor in a pile of ear lobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later.

Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.

IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE

After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away.

Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.

CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER

These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking.

As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

THE CONCLUSION

Once you’re done (totally finished) she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15

.. I want to say the author is a genius.

157; Food is so much tasty when they're colourful.

2010-11-19T13:42:00.004+11:00

Maybe I should take up cooking this holiday :O My 12 days holiday before Summer School begins, followed by a month in China T_T

In the future, I will "cook" in my pink kitchen :O it will also contain a pink hairdryer on top of the fridge. Just in case.

Christmas is coming up. On my imaginary wish list, I would love a baby animal, preferably one with little spotty spots :)

Also am having a thing for (non-commitment) rings. So awesome.

156; What I'd* say to tomorrow's poor excuse for an exam**

2010-11-17T19:30:00.002+11:00

* If I had a penis.
** If it was a person. A poor excuse for a person.

155; When 75% isn't enough.

2010-11-16T14:28:00.000+11:00

I've just completed my third exam. One more to go, but the fact that is it two more days away until I'm completely free isn't motivational enough. Despite that I've left everything last minute for the coming useless subject, I do feel like I am deserving of doing nothing.. Until the others finish the current exam, that is. :(

May is overseas in Thailand. She finished her exams a fortnight ago and now she is boiling away in the exotic country that Thailand brings. We took our 5th Santa photo the day she left. I wonder how long we'll keep going until it just gets too awkward to sit on Santa's lap..

She gave me a bandaid the other day and after only one day, I took it off because it was extremely painful. To my horror, it had dehydrated my whole thumb. It hurt just to flex it, so I didn't until it was normal again, which took an hour or so. The moral of this story is to not use Coles bandaid.

I went to the new Westfield in the city again. The fancy foodcourt has a fancy dessert palour, which I happily browsed to get a friend a birthday cake substitute. I found this tiny profiterole tower and just had to get it. Anything that comes in a fancy box must taste like little drops of heaven, right? I guess I could say it was a river of caramel? My poor teeth. I would still recommend it though.

154; Better late than never.

2010-11-09T09:05:00.001+11:00

Despite evidence of Halloween, we celebrated the untraditional holiday the traditional way - with insane costumes and even more insane.. Activities? Beginning at Rachel's mansion, a bunch of us added the final touches onto our costumes.

There was even some spare time to get our table tennis on.

Nik even watched some TV with Mama Cousins. The creep.

There was an awkward moment when my White friend displayed the outfit of a Black person, but acted like an Asian.

To the Super Adventurers Party house we went! With amazing costumes, we rewarded ourselves with litres and litres of happy juice.

As the night went on, I do believe that some people took advantage of the fact that it was indeed a costume party. Nik, who decided that Drag was the new Casual.

I've been told that this actually happened in the movie, but I still think he went Drag because he secretly likes wearing dresses.

On the other hand, some decided that clothes was too yesterday and decided that the best costume of all was their birthday suit.

Without a doubt, a great night to end my two weeks of soberity, as I had my first exam yesterday. Cannot wait until the 18th of November, where perhaps we can maybe dress up like hoons again, prefably smothered by fog :D

PHOTO OF THE NIGHT :)

153; You should have seen his face.

2010-11-06T11:45:00.001+11:00

"I love you. And it's because I love you that.. I can't be selfish with you. And why you can’t know this. I don't deserve you.. But my brother does."

152; Don't Need, but Want.

2010-11-05T12:41:00.001+11:00

HAPPY PILLS. Exams suck.

NEW HAIR. Mine suck.

GLITTER. The weather sucks.

MORE TOGETHERNESS. Drama sucks.

LOVE HEART GLITTERED MACAROONS. No food sucks?

The word "suck" has been overused in this post. These have no prostitutional referencings. AAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD back to VO2max calculations. Fun fun.

151; Should probably research well-known restaurants before asking for a table..

2010-11-01T09:56:00.000+11:00

Thinking that it was just another fancy restaurant, I decided to dine at the Sydney Centerpoint Tower. It was my first time up there and I was prepare for the expenses that were ahead. I didn't think, for once, that it was a buffet joint. A disappointly classy one. Luckily I don't normal consume food like a crazy obese person, because I would definitely have a fat fit. And maybe feel sick because it WAS rotating slowly? The view was definitely beautiful. UTS stood out like one fugly bitch though. So did the Telstra building. Stupid Telstra..

Despite there being four stations, the variety was very limited. I didn't mind because the desserts station had all these crazy little things, and it being a buffet, I tried all of them :)

Clearly, this guy, was enjoying his dining experience.

I've realised why I don't like the new City Westfield - there are two WHOLE levels of stores where I cannot afford anything. For now anyway. Shame. I can't imagine what it'll be like during the last minute Christmas days.

150; Not liking the new City Westfield

2010-10-30T11:34:00.000+11:00

As I was about to walk my up to the new Sydney Westfield, Asama texted me and we ended up browsing the new over-dramatic 6 level(?) building together. I don't like it. It had too many shops, too many "soon-to-be-opened" shops and way too many "you're-a-poor-person-so-don't-even-bother-coming-in-here" shops. Fucking designers.

We did have a chocolate-coated strawberry each after walking pass way too many people in such a caustrophobic arena. Pretty sure the fat dude next to me on the bus was eyeing it. I ate it extra slow.

It's such a hot day today! And I'm in the library. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. I found a great place for affordable banana bread & coffee! Success.

I've decided I want a 90210 calendar for 2011 because the cast is pretty, especially the guy that plays Liam. I want him for Christmas.

Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday. Exams begin next Monday.

149; Should we really celebrate Halloween?

2010-10-29T10:41:00.000+11:00

So, Chesthair thinks it was nothing too special to see a sunrise when I could just Youtube some videos, but because I am so smart, I was easily able to prove him wrong. It is special because it was in a SPECIFIC suburb. My suburb. Plus, it was calming to see the moon still up at 6am. Who knows when nature gets over run. Better see it now than never :)

As Halloween is approaching, as Australian we should not be obligated to dress up and celebrate a tradition based on stories in America. However, I do believe there is a National problem with alcohol abuse, where people drink to shorten the quality of their lives and inner sluts come to the surface (both metaphorically and most likely literally). I really don't give a shit, but I did have fun looking for costumes. Still don't know what to go as, but my bestie found the sexiest outfit of all.

LOL JK. She is still looking like a babe.

It is also the time where Firemen go around businesses giving out free calendars in hope to support their work. We found one yesterday. He can put my fire out any day. BAM!

Back to work. Exams are approaching. Tally is still really really cute!

148; Verging on finishing 2010

2010-10-26T11:12:00.000+11:00

I am so close to finishing my last assessment of 2010 that I thought that maybe today I only needed 4.5hrs of sleep. The aim is to finalise everything before coffee with Kellie, so I can be a bit chilled before work. Tomorrow, I can try to start my proper end of year studies, especially FES as it is the first exam. I think it's a bit difficult to take this subject seriuosly when my last class consisted of my tutor instructing with his face painted.

Ridiculous.

Craving apple and cinnamon bread..

147; Leaving

2010-10-25T12:17:00.008+11:00

She gave her whole life to him. They shared a daughter. She thought they had a life together.

He met someone else.

He told that someone else everything he could never open to her about. He gave that someone else a diamond necklace. Maybe it signified commitment. Maybe it didn't. She never got anything.

He told her he had to leave town, to start again, with someone else.

She cried, begged to come along, to be together. She even brought over their daughter. THEIR daughter.

It wasn't enough.

He still left.

Despite not with that someone else, he did present her with a suitcase of cash. Enough to happily survive on. Enough to go on without finding traces of cocaine, alcohol, running circles in her veins, where she lied down, crying, so much until she could cry no more.

146; Curly fries ARE as tasty as they sound

2010-10-24T22:42:00.000+11:00

The past few days I've been camping at the library, trying to finish my last piece of shit of an assessment. I feel like I'm constantly having terrible teenage first time sex and can't wait until it's over. The only thing that's starting my mornings is breakfast. I regard it as one of the best meals of the day, where I can have as many coffees and banana or apple/cinnamon bread as I please/afford. Definitely one of the most delish coffees I've had in a while.

My breakfast buddy had a hot chocolate :)

It was good to counteract the greasy CURLY FRIES I had last night at work :D CURLY FRIES ARE AMAZING. I am still continuing my search for Chilli Fries.

On the way home, an unsuspected downpour entertained me the whole day through. The clouds were extremely weird looking, thick and fluffy, with smaller and fluffier shapes below the massive blanket. You can't really see in this photo, but it was def snuggle weather. By snuggle, I meant with my blanket and HIMYM player on-loop. That, and Glee. Got to love sexed-up Glee ;)

The other day, I was waiting for the bus and this lady walked passed me. She wore what seemed to be one of the most counterproductive piece of clothing I've seen in my life. I don't mean counterproductive as in slutty, but does not keep you warm. I just meant stupid. And ugly. I hope she doesn't get.. Scalp cancer?

Tired now, so I'm going to upload some photos of super cute animals posing like supermodels. Damn cute animals that I can never hang out with..

Annndddddddddddddddddddddddd, for some cheap thrills:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA arghhhh fingers crossed for lovely weather to wake up to tomorrow!

145; Someday

2010-10-22T13:29:00.000+11:00

I would want someone to fight for my love like Scott Pilgrim did with Ramona. Someday.

Until then, back to my assessment. *insert infinite profanity*

144; I am thankful for food and drinks

2010-10-14T23:10:00.001+11:00

It would really suck if I had was actually a vampire, and that I couldn't indulge in all sorts of foodstuff. More importantly, I would probably just end up going shit crazy and eat everyone. I wouldn't be able to treat myself of cocktails, and even the thought of that makes me sad :( I'll make myself feel better by posting up some pictures of awesome cocktails I had last night.

Cocktail on entry :) it was quite sweet, which I liked. I think there was ginger beer in it? And raspberry, vodka and Sangria or Sambuca maybe. Forget what the door hoe said.

Fruity, but was sadly ruined when it was topped with champagne. When will people learn?

Some crazy Scottish old-ass rum with Creme de Menthe set on fire. Smelt terrible.

Ben wasn't sure when it was okay to drink it without burning his face off.

More delicious cocktails. My favourite would have to be the pink one. It was lychee, raspberry and orange flavoured. I'm pretty sure I could have skulled a whole jug because it was just that SO good.

This was the bartender who made it. I don't think he won though LOL

I attended the Cargo Cocktail Freestyle Cocktail sessions, where for $40 got me 4 cocktails, plus I was able to scam another 4 free of charge. Expecting people to drink sensibly was just immoral, considering they wanted us to judge the best bartender of Sydney with a sober mind. Despicable.

dude had a massive camera. The flash was the brightest I've endured in ages. Sorry Isaac, you MAY have some competition!

Walking through the slippery grounds of Darling Harbour, we visited Passionflower, where a super drunk bald man in business attire fell on his face. It was so scary, but he managed to get up and started hitting on the lady that helped him. What a sleezy assfuck. I hope he woke up hurting.

Ben thought the birds looked like "devil worshippers". Terrible.

Yummy. Green tea ice cream RULES all other flavours.

Kathy, Isaac and I decided that it was too hot today, so back to Passionflower we went more some more delicious ice cream and catch-up chit chat. I love these two. More than green tea ice cream, and that's saying something.

Less rambling, more photos. Here is Kathy being a babe driver :D

And May being a fully sick tourist on Bondi Beach ;)

Isaac found a China flag around UNSW. China Pride, bitchez.

YAY, it is technically THE WEEKEND :D

143; I wish I could cook Portugese

2010-10-13T08:43:00.000+11:00

Yesterday, Brudduh Li* & I caught up for a belated birthday lunch. To my surprise, we ended up in Nando's. I've never had that before, so it was interesting to sit in the small dining area, where the waiting sign was a giant, crying chicken? Kind of ironic, like telling customers that what they're eating cried before they were slaugtered.

Nonetheless, Wilson didn't hold back with his meal.

I tried a vegetarian pita with a side of grilled corn. It was SO good. Their peri-peri hot sauce was AMAZING. It was hot, even by my standards. I think I should go back and buy a bottle.

This blog sounds like a food blog, so I'm going to write shit about shit that annoy me now.

- Some customers are dumb as fuck. No you cannot swap the 3rd item in a combo for a bigger drink. A combo is a combo for a reason, and it is that it is set up in a specific way. Wear a fucking bra next time too.

- The Commonwealth Games are such a waste of time. It is stopping me from watching all the other great shows that are usually on Channel 10. Stupid free to air Channel, why would you take on the responsibility of showing it?

- Bus drivers should know what to do when the ticket machine eats your ticket. I'm really annoyed that I lost my MyMulti2 only after 3 days and the bus driver didn't even give a shit. Sad face.

I should go study now. November 18! Freedom!

142; Does Alex Perry go to USYD?

2010-10-08T23:46:00.001+11:00

Because I sat next to some bald man with sunglasses unnecessarily placed on his shiny head.

He was emailing consistently, but I never managed to see his face. Nonetheless, I do hope it wasn't Alex Perry, because he is one ignorant fuck. I do not want to know that I am enrolled as the same amazing university as he is.

It's the weekends and I am home on a Friday night. Defs getting my swagger on. Not. I don't know what else to write about now, except that Sydney Transport sucks ass and that some people have unfortunate facial expressions, or just have an annoying face in general. It looks kind of like a tryhard wannabe of a face. Sucks for them.

141; A lack of STUVAC

2010-10-05T16:35:00.000+11:00

I spent five out of the seven days at the library, staying for 6 or 7 hours, doing general uni shit, like my report. The other two days - Tuesday I had work & Sunday the library opening times were too short to make it worth going. I was actually quite surprised at the large turnout. Sadly, there were no candy for my eyes. Sad eyes. I supposed that is why one is swollen all the time. That, or probs some shitty mascara has clumped underneath & I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

On Saturday, I decided that it was my day off and could not take anymore time without seeing my gf, Kathy (L) We decided to have a sexy girls' night :) starting with Keeping Up with the Kadashians, sushi, jaffas, fried rice, washed down with flasks of vodka & bourbon. Rocking pregnant bellies, we trained it into the city to see what fine specimens we could embellish upon. Besides Kathy.

It is politically to brush off a sleezy blind man? Because that was what happened on the train. He walked along with his blind stick & grabbed Kathy's shoulders, then sat behind us before continuing touching Kathy's jacket then asked to feel how big my shoes' heels were. I wish I had a penis to scare the fuck out of him. Or a dildo. Luckily, we had reached our stop & quickly disembarked the train of political incorrectness. Watch out for a blind man named Dave.

Jackson's on George was our choice of getting freaky. The music was amazing, ranging from Usher to Timberland. There were guido-wannabes everywhere and I felt like I was in Jersey Shore. If only a fight between heavily hair-gelled Italians broke out. Even better though, we bumped into the gorgeous Jackie :) Surrounding by probably carcogenic smog, we danced the hours away.

Last night was Grandpa's grand 80th birthday. Happy Birthday Grandpa! (not that I know you'll be able to read this) :D

After working hard on Labour Day without double pay because working for the family is paid in love due to stupid Chinese morals etc. everyone in the family contributed one way or another to set up dinner for the beloved grandpapa. I would have helped cooked, but I was too busy driving my grandaunt to the shop, who lives across the road? Hopefully I won't be a lazy shit and can actually be mobile at that age. Plus, we have kitchen bitchez.

Whilst everyone slowly gathered, it was nice to take in the idea that family members are bothered getting together for dinner. It's nice. I'm glad that we're not like those mad bogan families who feed their kids shit and end up on crappy British reality shows that end up getting shown on our free-TV.

We can see the structural difference in terms of work efforts between the role models that have been controlling my life for the past two decades - one handles the appropriate hospitality for other people & the other gets straight into the glasses of el wino. Good job, Papa Li.

As all the food were quickly laid out, we did not held back, and consumed like all how celebrations should occur - quickly, and overly. I definitely did not hold back on the fried fish fillets and salmon. With lots and lots of chilli sauce. I love that stuff. I will have it on bread one day.

Despite the little room left for dessert, I did manage a few macaroons that were surprisingly available :) plus some taste-testing of apple crumble cheesecake and fruit sponge cake. Def a fat regret today. So so fat. I wish all the good food in life made you super thin and toned. Or liposuction was free.

I'm pretty sure Grandpa loved his present :) YOU GO, GRANDPA! ROCK THAT USYD CAP!

Big family = big smiles :)

I got a D for one of my essays. *gives self head rub* alsoooooooo, a stupid bitchy lady bounced her fat ass onto the bus seat next to me this morning. It was unnecessary, annoying, and she smelt like BO. She took her sweet ass time to get off and to my surprised, she tried pulling off the "white pants" look. She should have been wearing shit-coloured pants, because that is what she is - shit.

Also, a really fug Korean bitch sat next to me on the computer and did not know how to stream like a pro. Her earphones were connected poorly, because her shitty Korean drama show had sound coming out that everyone sounding could hear. I even told her about it and she didn't do anything about it. In the end, she left, leaving her rubbish behind. I don't like people like that. I also don't like the fuckwit who's stealing our broadband. Friends have tried telling me what to do, but I don't get their keywords. Fucking thieves. Maybe it's USYD taking their revenge.

140; I wanted to tell you..

2010-10-04T13:30:00.000+11:00

I wanted to tell you how I felt but got distracted as your hands held mine, fingers tracing and interlocking, chipping away my red nail varnish as you whispered in my ear and your hot breath fogged up the passenger window. I watched as the condensation drip drip dropped and fell down the glass but before I could watch it hit the plastic my eyes re-adjusted to the ceiling as the feeling of your bottom lip skimmed my cheek and I didn't know where to look and I couldn't catch my breath as your eyelashes brushed against mine and flitter flitted rapidly back and forth as sprinkles hit the windshield and the sharp exhale escaping my lips was the soundtrack to my panic. I wanted to tell you how I felt but I got distracted.

139; Another farewell, another heartbreak :(

2010-09-24T09:33:00.001+10:00

One of our favourite workers are leaving us :'( Jessica Anne Bainbridge, how could you? You don't need to go overseas for your career! You don't need to go overseas for love and whatnot..

The management/owner of the Ritz brought out a surprise for Jes, which was extremely generous and lovely of them. Although it was a pleasant gathering, it was still sad because of the fact that she is leaving :'( look how happy we all look!

Around the Bar Ritz, served by a couple of the sexiest and experienced bartenders Sydney has to offer, were plates of nibbles. I did not know what some of the items were, but I know that the avacade dip did make my taste buds happy.

It was great to see the support as the number of staff not rostered on showed up. Some were more dressed up than others, but I know it's the thought of actually being present that is the actually present :) I'm talking about you, Baxter, you pretty little thing LOL

The open bar made much of the staff happy, although surprisingly many many if us did not consume anything alcohol. I would like to brag that I am one of those staff. It wasn't because I was driving that stopped me, but fucking uni, and the fact that Jes wasn't drinking, which was a shame. When she comes back I am injecting her veins with champagne.

Soon after, the massive delivery of pizza arrived. The management was quick on their toes and even Eg decided to join us for a photo :) this fucking piece of blurry fuck just makes me want to get a new camera.

Mahoney & I had been harrassing staff for about four or so days and eventually were able to bring together a farewell video. I'd never done something like this before, but it was so good to see everyhing come together. Good job for Mahoney on part-filming, Ben for editing, and Sean for the camera-borrowing! From the reaction, it was nice to see that people did enjoy the entertainment as much as I enjoyed recording.

The rest of the evening was just spent around chilling and catching up since the weekend. It was a thoroughly relaxing evening. I almost cried. Jes didn't cry, but if she did, I would have bawled my eyes out alongside her. Such a wimp!

People got a bit loose, and by loose, I just meant that I got photos that made me laugh. No one is actually slutty to the point that when they get fingered a watch can get lost up there.

Jes, I want to wish you an amazing time overseas. I can't believe your plane was yesterday and I won't be seeing you this afternoon :( you promised me Christmas, and I expect you there at the Ritzmas Staff Party. All the best for your travels, sending you all my love xxxx

Fuck yes, midsemester break. I can start my assessments due straight after. FML. At least I passed my FES practical exam yesterday :D which meant a $300 shopping spree with Kathy followed by a sexy movie marathon! Definitely recommending "Tomorrow, When the War Began" & "Easy A".

Time to get some work done now. FARK.

138; When Housewarming becomes an Adventure!

2010-09-20T08:52:00.000+10:00

Congratulations to Sarah, Crystal, Emile and Tom on finalising their lease and moving in together! Celebrating the young Australian style way, they threw a grand housewarming party, with adventurers as a theme, and to cut a long story short, everyone got shitfaced and undercover cops showed up LOL

At Kat's, she realised she couldn't find any toy guns to finish off Lara Croft's outfit, so using foil, she made herself some deadly weapons on mass destruction.

I would have to say the party was a success. There were many aspects which made the gathering an event that should be repeated. These included much bromance:

Babes in costumes:

A threat of penis removal:

Smoke machine!

Getting loose on the dancefloor:

People-tasting:

Myspace-style photography:

Floor-sleeping:

Face-pulling:

And being the general Ritz family :)

Finally, just want to wish Laura the Explorer a VERY HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY :D hope you had an amazing day, with all your Malibu and such hahaha

137; Josh Thomas is definitely my favourite Surprise!

2010-09-15T08:27:00.024+10:00

Stand-up comedy is definitely one of my favourite past times. There are only a few comedians that I would actually pay money to see live and Josh Thomas was one of them. His show "Surprise!" cleverly depicted his recent life to come out as a homosexual.

Although it was pretty obvious, my heart did break a little bit when I found out his news beforehand. I had no idea he dated some radio dude, Tom Ballad, but it was an interesting story. What I loved most was the fact that he took his dog everywhere with him. John is such a beautiful dog. I'm such a sucker for animals :)

One of John's tricks was pretending to do the "Hail Hitler", which was hilarious because I know that if I did that to my dog, he wouldn't have stood still like John.

Jordan let me paint his nails with white-out. Just thought to share it out there with the world. He wanted the photo with my hands in it to lessen the embarrassment, but dude you let me paint your nails with white-out, don't think anything will lessen any embarrassment. My nails are much better.

Kathy is amazing and bought Chris Chow a birthday cake. We had an awesome time decorating it beforehand and an even better time eating it. Yum yum yum yum yum :D but not as yum as Kathy.

Almost mid-sem break yayayay

136; If your surname was Smithilis, it would rhyme with Syphilis

2010-09-14T16:42:00.000+10:00

HAPPY 21ST Birthday, Ben! May you have a STI-free birthday and your liver be forever young. You better hope it be after the night you had. Your poor poor liver.

After a note from an angered manager for the lack of staff available to work, those who were not roped in prepared ourselves for a rib-some, steak-some, slaughtered-animal-some evening at Hurricanes, Bondi Beach :)

With an almighty eighteen of us, blindfolded Benjamin was lead down the main road of Bondi Beach, where many people pointed and laughed at the dressed up lank before arriving with everyone out of tune belting out "Happy Birthday". Might I add, great job on everybody's behalf! Timing, dressing and all.

Keen for some slaughtered animal, orders were quickly placed, drinks were drank, presents were given, smiles were exchanged, and bibs were worn ;) I would like to say they looked stylish, but I don't think we would be caught wearing it anywhere else.

With Daddy on one side of the table, and Mummy on the other end, meals were heartily tucked into. A bit too heartily for some people. To a point that maybe the bibs did nothing except be ugly accessories.

There were, of course, some entertainment before the food arrived. Cheers to Mahoney for "enhancing" certain photos.

As flesh, bone and all were flushed down, the troop marched outwards and down for some expensive dessert. I was not willing to spend $5 on a scoop of ice cream, but those who did sure looked like there were no regret.

At Ravesi's, we steadily observed the footy game played on the flat screen TV hanging very high up on the wall. We watched with such intensity and focus, as the Roosters kicked the Tigers back to the Inner West :)

This was celebrated with some pleasuresome photo-posing. If these three were in prison, it was clear to pinpoint "the bitchez".

Off into cabs we flew, and into the welcoming seediness of the Bay we entered. Much drinking continued, especially for the men. The amount of testosterone raging through their veins was equivalent to the excitement to do ridic tequila shots.

This, of course, brought on much unneeded bromance. I cannot believe the high level of emotional baggage, whether they like to admit it or not, that men of today carry. I wouldn't be surprised if they have secret get togethers where they just bitch about how people are "mean" to them, and it's now "what they said", it's "how they said it". Anyways, they bromanced away.

Before long, the night had almost reached the AM, which meant home time for me :( I hope you had a wonderful time, you old man. Heard you threw up, so good for you LOL

During the day, we went horse-riding :D thanks for the present, Ben, which I will give back to you. It made me want to watch The Saddle Club. I still do. That show was amazing, especially when the girls went through puberty. Drama! I loved my horse :) his name was Romeo, but if I had to name him, I'd change his gender and call her Speckledust Princess :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD the night before, we skulled drinks at the Royal before drawing all over each other and running down Coogee Bay Rd, smashing into bushes, and into the Bay. Good fun ;)

135; One of the best things about uni

2010-09-06T17:13:00.001+10:00

I would have to definitely say that food is one of the best things. Just today, after a much needed coffee, I went and got another one, but this time with an extra bonus of Margaret on top ;) it was so lovely to see her again (because we all know uni is actually time-consuming, and much time is precious). Since we don't go to shitty UNSW, who are currently on their STUVAC, we managed to both be in the same area at the same time, and yep, meet up it is. With her assistance, I was able to find myself a very cute coffee cup :) def a sucker for things with a nice smile ;)

It was Ryan's birthday, so Happy Birthday Ryan! Welcome to the 20 club! Any excuse to eat cake, and a celebration of his entering into the world two decades ago was one of them. I wish cake made me skinny and toned, especially Michel's Patisserie ones.. Mmmm.. Delicious.

Ian, who is the only person I know that can make their pectoralis major muscles dance, thought it was appropriate to buy Ryan protein powder. Almost four fucking kilograms worth. It was almost bigger than my Country Road bag! And we all know how unneccessarily big they are..

I thought it would be hilarious to freak the shit out of my overprotective, over-conservation parents. I found temporary tattoos and stuck one on my wrist, like a typical bad-ass teenager. To my surprise, Mama Li showed no emotion, suggesting that she wanted a tramp stamp herself. However, Papa Li fumed. It was absolutely worth the grilling in the car. Thank you, Freddo Frog.

Okay, yeah, definitely going to be screwed for this week's exam and essay. Uni, how you ruin me. Maybe a macaron will help? Or fifty?